itseasytoremember:

me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature

also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG

pugsandshrugs:

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

scornpios:

yellowjuice:

bruddabois:

sankaras:

alyesque:

Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second but who doesn’t like eating pussy jfc

My husband said Russian men think it’s gay

Yknow what

eating pussy…is gay….

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

geekophiliac:

biscuitmango:

I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

fucking superb you funky little alien

beyoncescock:

Trauma survivors on tv: (beautifully broken, delivers tearful speech on their traumas, hug it out)

Me: (describes abusive event and laughs) BOY THAT SURE WAS FUCKED UP

zkac:

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

Salvadore Monella 2 hours later

acquaintedwithrask:

virgoassbitch:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

….

I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.